Top 10 Funny Quotes

"Funny" is an adjective that primarily has two meanings:

    Humorous: Something that causes laughter or amusement. For example, a joke or a comedy movie can be described as funny. This is the most common usage of the word.

    Example: "That comedian's performance was really funny."

    Strange or Unusual: Something that is odd or peculiar, not necessarily humorous. This usage implies something is unexpected or out of the ordinary.

    Example: "There’s a funny smell coming from the kitchen."

Both meanings share a common theme of deviating from the norm, whether in an amusing way or in a peculiar way.

Top 10 Funny Quotes

1. "I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done."
— Steven Wright

2. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."
— Unknown

3. "I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not so sure."
— Unknown

4. "I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific."
— Lily Tomlin

5. "Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes."
— Jim Carrey

6. "I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already."
— Tommy Cooper

7. "I can resist everything except temptation."
— Oscar Wilde

8. "I am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what I am saying."
— Oscar Wilde

9. "Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes."
— Jack Handey

10. "If you think you are too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquito."
— Dalai Lama